The Capacity Blues: A Capacity Management Sing Along!

The Capacity Blues – A Sing Along!

This is fun, fun, fun! We’re getting ready for an upcomingTeleTracking Patient Flow Symposium in New Orleans.

In honor of the venue, Sal Sanzo, one of our employees (who happens to be a talented actor, singer, musician in addition to being a Regional Director at TeleTracking RTLS) wrote and performed the attached – entitled The Capacity Blues.

 

I hope you love it as much as I do (well, likely not, I’m a little biased), but if you’re ready to smile– take a listen. Enjoy!

[To watch The Capacity Blues on YouTube, click on this link.]

For those who like to sing along, here are the words:

The Capacity Blues

 

I need some TeleTracking

I got the capacity blues

Send me some TeleTracking

I need some new revenues

And where’s an empty bed

What’s my patient s’pose to do 

I got’s smart pumps, heart pumps, scd, telemetry
I said smart pumps, heart pumps, scd, telemetry
And where’s my bladder scanner
Where can that thing be.

Now gimmie some TeleTracking
I got the capacity blues
Send me some TeleTracking
I need some new revenues
My transporters ‘r runnin’ ragged
They wearin’ out their shoes

I got patients and transporters somewhere on my floor
I got stretchers and wheelchairs rollin’ out my door
C’mon alert me TeleTracking
So I don’t lose stuff anymore

I need some TeleTracking
I got the capacity blues
Send me some TeleTracking
I need some new revenues
But do I need new equipment
What am I s’pose to do

I got dopplers in my ceiling, pumps behind a door
That’s right dopplers in my ceiling, stuff hidden in a drawer
If I could find it on a map
No need to hide stuff anymore
 
I got me some TeleTracking
No more capacity blues
No more lwots or diversions
That spells new revenues
I see it all on my dashboard
Go out and spread the news.

You heard him: ‘go out and spread the news‘! Thanks, Sal! We hope to see you in New Orleans where you may get to experience Sal performing live The Capacity Blues!